Professional Rapper Lyrics Download by Lil Dicky PDF/LRC File

[ar:Lil Dicky feat. Snoop Dogg][lang:English][length:05:54.07][by:RC Lyrics Band][re:www.lyricsdownloader.com][ve:v0.0.5][00:00.00][00:03.18]Hello, how can I help you?
[00:05.08]Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today
[00:08.63]It's probably under ‘Lil Dicky,' actually
[00:11.43]I'm a, I'm a rapper, so
[00:13.21]Okay, and who are you here to see?
[00:15.50]Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g
[00:19.43]Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall
[00:21.48]First door to your right
[00:22.73]Give him a knock and he should be right with you
[00:24.62]Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?
[00:27.33]Mm-hmm, thank you
[00:30.37]Grab a seat
[00:31.27]Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
[00:33.07]Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:34.87]Let me just check your sheet
[00:36.17]No problem, sir, let me just say
[00:37.97]I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
[00:39.68]I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:41.58]All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave
[00:43.40]let me start with your background
[00:44.79]Where you come from?
[00:45.32]Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:47.10]Before that
[re:www.lyricsdownloader.com][00:47.74]Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah
[00:48.90]I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:52.21]It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
[00:54.00]So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much
[00:55.81]I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[00:58.46]Elaborate
[00:59.12]Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:01.78]Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad
[01:04.19]I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:06.09]But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
[01:07.87]Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:10.92]Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps
[01:13.48]Boo hoo what a hardship
[01:14.78]How you paid to get the rap shit started?
[01:16.27]Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:17.41]But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:20.82]I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:22.71]Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass
[01:25.00]Yeah, I guess
[01:25.45]That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:27.85]Oh my god, it's the best
[01:28.88]Bitches let me draw up on their breasts
[01:30.30]Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:31.61]I get a forum to project myself
[01:33.26]It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:35.40]I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:37.81]It's kinda healthy
[01:38.46]Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's
[01:40.37]Sure
[01:40.65]In a club and a couple niggas threaten you
[01:42.34]Uh, I wouldn't do shit
[re:www.lyricsdownloader.com][01:44.13]And I don't even get what that got to do with this?
[01:45.52]Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
[01:46.92]If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch
[01:49.82]Nah, that's my niche!
[01:51.01]Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed
[01:53.83]That's the target I'll hit
[01:55.00]And that's the heart of my pitch
[01:56.40]I wanna do this whole thing different
[01:58.70]What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:01.24]Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
[02:03.17]Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time
[02:07.47]But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?
[02:09.77]Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
[02:12.83]You don't know if it could be working even better
[02:14.90]And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:18.64]I don't mean any disrespect by that
[02:20.30]I'm just saying I have a different background
[02:21.96]Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
[02:26.05]So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:28.24]Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:30.69]For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky
[02:32.84]When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:34.67]Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:37.08]Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer
[02:39.60]Alright, alright, I get it
[02:40.66]Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)
[02:42.46]Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)
[02:44.36]And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)
[02:46.28]You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
[02:47.99]And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat
[02:49.91]Bro, I can go on and on
[re:www.lyricsdownloader.com][02:51.23]I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws
[02:53.12]Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys
[02:56.27]Well I don't know if they can run it like that
[02:57.97]But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:59.62]What's that?
[03:00.02]Well I can tell a story about my morning
[03:01.68]Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:04.23]Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:05.64]Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it
[03:07.43]Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual
[03:10.89]Like, as a guy
[03:11.53]So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
[03:13.62]Real recognize real, right?
[03:14.90]Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
[03:16.55]Five years from now, tell me bout the due
[03:18.40]Well, I don't care about the money
[03:19.59]Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
[03:21.04]Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
[03:22.58]Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
[03:24.61]I don't wanna leave the game the same
[03:25.89]In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
[03:27.30]Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap
[03:30.11]With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap
[03:33.15]Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:37.72]That shit sound pretty damn complex
[03:39.40]I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:40.72]I just wanna do it my way
[03:41.91]And turn the whole game sideways
[03:43.33]And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:45.50]You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight
[03:47.58]I ain't mad at that
[re:www.lyricsdownloader.com][03:48.49]Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
[03:49.86]Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques
[03:51.25]And I ain't about to win them back to back
[03:52.63]I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back
[03:55.03]Til I stop rapping
[03:56.13]You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true
[03:57.94]That's a lot of talk from a wily vet
[03:59.62]Let alone a young rook nigga
[04:00.91]You misread me
[04:01.70]Nah this ain't a book nigga
[04:02.86]Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg
[04:05.40]No, you just fucking repetitive dawg
[04:07.19]I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved
[04:10.99]I get that I gotta prove myself
[04:12.64]No shit you ain't done shit
[04:13.80]But think about that though
[04:14.86]Only doing this a couple of years
[04:16.27]One tape and I'm like this?
[04:17.43]This shit is aight for your first shit
[04:19.07]But you don't know if it's your worst shit
[04:20.37]You don't think
finding out would be worth it?
[04:22.41]It might be, it might not
[04:23.72]But I'mma put your ass to work, kid
[04:25.67]Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
[04:28.46]Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
[04:31.87]What would you do for the hook for this song?
[04:33.67]You want me to make a hook up right now?
[04:35.57]Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?
[04:38.11]Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook
[04:40.27]I'm bout to be professional
[04:42.34]Homie, I'm professional
[re:www.lyricsdownloader.com][04:44.39]Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
[04:46.53]Nigga, that shit is garbage man
[04:49.08]Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
[04:52.09]But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
[04:54.00]Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
[04:57.32]Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there
[05:01.24]Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through
[05:03.90]Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
[05:06.57]Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
[05:08.66]Right now?
[05:09.56]Yeah, sure
[05:10.86]Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you
[05:13.90](You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)
[05:15.55]Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman
[05:18.35]Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?
[05:21.15]Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so
[05:24.94]Whatever, Thanks
[05:25.73](Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)
[05:28.00]Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early
[05:31.80](Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)
[05:36.21]D-Did you just say head?
[05:38.06](Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)
[05:41.00]I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)
[re:www.lyricsdownloader.com][05:45.95]But what kind of tea do you guys have?
[05:47.26](We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)
[05:50.35]Actually, I'll take head
[05:51.87](I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)
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